The Ballad of Sir Ger...

..the Tuesday Knight of the Quilting Table.

The fearless Sir Ger was set to face the vicious French seams,

who were known for being difficult so it seemed.

He cut them and sliced them with the aid of a friends' hands,

and simultaneously bound them tightly in a cord of three strands

(being familiar with Ecclesiastes 4:12, "Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.").

And thus it was, when evening came,

Sir Ger had restored peace and order to the realm once again.

And sew ends the tail of Sir Ger, the Tuesday Knight of the Quilting Table,

and may we all learn a lesson from this fable.

~Composed by the most high minstrel and patriarch of the Hagen family

God bless,
Angela